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Speculation begins on next coach of the Saints. Neymar however did not confirm any names!

Neymar threw the stick at the cat and the cat died.

Neymar bet with Superman at arm wrestling, who would lose the underwear out of his pants the rest of life.

Neymar lost his virginity before even his own father.


Dorival just got fired for it's Junior. If it was Sandy, the Neymar traced.

When he appeared SHUT UP IN Neyma TT's, he fired the owner of twitter.

When Neymar Football Club lose a soccer game on the PlayStation 2, Sony's president drops a.

After dismissing Dorival Junior Neymar promises to announce this week new coach of Santos Futebol Clube.

The doctor who slapped the back of Neymar never found a job.

Neymar declares that we will only know if the Mano Menezes will continue to serve as coach of Brazilian national team after the next one.

Dorival told Neymar: Fired just gonna be the day that it snows in Sao Paulo!

The Neymar rained in Sao Paulo.

The Neymar predicted the events of 11 September.

Neymar will make the next edition of The Apprentice to fire everybody!

From today the Boner William will open the National Journal said "Good night Neymar.

Neymar just order the replacement for "The Voice of Brazil" to "The Voice of Neymar.

Marcelo Dourado left the BBB and gave the Supreme Power for Neymar.

If Neymar is caught stealing will be arrested who is the police.

If Neymar participate in Big Brother Brazil and being wiped out who is Pedro Bial!

The Neymar took the Samson and cut him into pieces valid. The Monica saw everything and said "Do what you want mestle"

Neymar was sick of the canned white Brahma.

Once Luan Santana looked lopsided pro Neymar, gave in giving.

I was playing FIFA on PC and it gave blue screen after replacing the Neymar.

Neymar Football Club has just declared the new name of the planet Mars, which from now on will be: Neymarte.

Once a girl of five years told his father who hated Neymar. Her name? Isabella Nardoni!

If Neymar not play, Dunga drops if it is stopped, the overthrows Dorival, throws, overthrows the opposing coach.

PROHIBITION Neymar Stefhany singing the absolute. Why he's only absolute here.

The Neymar is not the Saints. Santos is the Neymar.


Neymar already summoned to Chuck Norris's technical Neymar Football Club.

Neymar cursed Dorival a fag, and SPFC already saying this is new coach Dorival qo are Pauline!

Neymar is Professional. Dorival Junior is.

"Now who is the Neymar the ball ..."

Neymar mixed with Activia, and dismiss all the shit he had in the intestine.
What President dos Santos said Neymar Football Club when he resigned Dorival Junior? "Come and treasure, do not mix with the riffraff."

Neymar, age 9, was walking by when NY had banned their entry into the World Trade Center. Event Date: 10/09/2001

Neymar will give the game over in the # # Restart Restart and give us a Snuff!

Neymar asked me to be king, Pele and Roberto Carlos are now mere celebrities

Lula Neymar bet a finger to see who was the most powerful man in Brazil

Neymar ordered the release bruno, why he wants to make it a goal

Just for the learner Neymar Dorival, "Dorival, fuck off, you're fired!

Neymar was the person who most rang the Child Hope.

£ Neymar has both that he did not care to pay pension to Stephanie Brito.

The Neymar is so rich that he pays his own salary, because nobody has much money.

When they say "Happiness has no price" is because nobody knows how Neymar paid for it.

The Neymar qoq is so rich he collects income tax is enough to cover the gap of social security.

The tip that gives pro Neymar pizza delivery is greater than his salary per month.

Messi Maradona took a helicopter pro .. The Neymar already ordered a bus spatial pro Mano Menezes.

The Neymar is so rich that when your house is not dirty he hires a housekeeper, he buys a new house.

Before making a space research, NASA Neymar contacts to get the necessary money.

Neymar not only went to Chelsea because a player can not earn more than the club's owner.

Neymar is so rich that he asked a fool for train-john sheet. Chicao and ended up winning the Marcinho Guerreiro.

The Neymar is so rich that he does not pen their opponents, it gives Mont Blanc.

The Neymar is so rich that your belly is 14 months of rent to him.

When Neymar receives a yellow card, the card is gold.

Neymar is so rich that Batista had borrowed money from him.

Neymar makes no goal, goal because it is popular car.

Neymar is so rich that when he was walking in Brasilia has lost his wallet in the street, this place is now known as Central Bank

The Neymar is so rich she never gives q cart .. gives Ferrari, Lamborghini ..

Chelsea made an offer to buy Santos Neymar. Neymar and made an offer to buy Chelsea for Chelsea.